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Posted by festus on 4/20/2001, 8:01 am
Last nite that thar wind blew my out house over. any you'all wanna help me put it back together again. Cusin Billy Bob fell right in the hole when he went out for his morning constitutional. Sent em down to swim at Lakeside to clean emself up


Re: Yer House
Posted by Bupkis on 4/20/2001, 10:47 am , in reply to "(no subject)
I might be able to help, if ya still has all the wheels to yer house- or did they all blow away, too?


Re: Yer House
Posted by festus on 4/20/2001, 11:11 am , in reply to "Re: Yer House
My trailer been settin lop-sided since last years wind. I jists puts a phone book under the furniture to level it out. My beds like a one of them thar fancy recliners so I's can watch tv all day and git my guberment assistance.

Re: Assistance
Posted by Bupkis on 4/20/2001, 6:11 pm , in reply to "Re: Yer House "
I like that there guberment cheese. I thought they'd run outta it, cause of Y2K, so I saved a lot of it. It don't taste the same, so much later in the year. Come ta think of it, it don't look the same, neither.



Re: Assistance
Posted by festus on 4/21/2001, 8:36 am , in reply to "Re: Assistance"
that thar cheese is as green as them thar boogers I's been eatin. Ma makes that thar special tartar sauce for em.



Re: Yer Ma
Posted by Bupkis on 4/21/2001, 9:12 am , in reply to "Re: Assistance"
Now see, that's where yer one up on me- you get yer ma's home cookin'. My mom's still in prison.



Re: Yer Ma
Posted by festus on 4/22/2001, 9:37 am , in reply to "Re: Yer Ma"
what she in fo?? Pa got busted by thim thar revenuers for his still. His old pickup just couldn't out run them high faloootan guberment cars. Brother Billy bop is tryin to find a nuther motor for it now. Bin to every front yard in Pahrump. Can't find me a complete one anywheres.


Re: Yer Ma
Posted by Bupkis on 4/22/2001, 4:32 pm , in reply to "Re: Yer Ma"
Well, as embarrasin' as it is, I'll tell ya. She hijacked a beer delivery truck and drove it all the way to the Mexican border. Although she was able to crash through the gate, she was soon surrounded by Mexican police cars. The insult to injury was when they tried to talk her outta the truck, she kept shakin' up cans of beer and sprayin' the Mexicops. She's in some Mexican jail. I can't pronounce the city, I just know it ain't Tijuana


Re: Yer Ma
Posted by festus on 4/23/2001, 7:50 am , in reply to "Re: Yer Ma"
Pa be's gettin out round next month. Maybe he could meet yer ma. Tired of seein him chasin his sister around.



Re: Yer Pa
Posted by Bupkis on 4/27/2001, 6:55 pm , in reply to "Re: Yer Ma
" Am reely sorry, cuz if'n Ma ever gits out, she'll probly most likely git back with my older brother, Panky. Whut's yer pa's sister like, anyways?

Re: Yer Pa
Posted by festus on 4/30/2001, 9:09 am , in reply to "Re: Yer Pa"
She all looks like a big fuzzy duffle bag. Sits on that thar porch all day and sips that stuff pa makes in the still.

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